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Laws of Exam Thermodynamics

Fundamental principles every student ignoring their textbook needs to hear.

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Rule #1: QR ≠ Grades

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Rule #2: Activation Energy

The activation energy to start studying feels high, but once you start, the reaction is spontaneous and exothermic!

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Rule #3: Law of Conservation of Time

Time cannot be created or destroyed at 2:00 AM before the exam. Use it wisely right now.

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